North Korea and More Missile Talk

24-Jun, 2009

An AP article recently discussed N. Korea’s threats towards the US. One line particularly interested me:

‘If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will … wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all,’ a dispatch from the official Korean Central News Agency said.

Wow. Not encouraging. I’m wondering what goes in the “…” part though. Here’s a few possibilities:

  1. “Have tea with the Americans and watch them squirm as they react to the 6 tablespoons of TurboLax put in each cup, then,”
  2. “Buy every last iPhone, but never activate them, then,”
  3. “Purchase GM and Chrysler and ensure that each new car gets 60 mpg, but only if it runs on Korean-made marshmallows, then”
  4. “Insult Sarah Palin by saying something rude about her daughters, then” (Oh, wait. Letterman already did this.)
  5. “Invite the White House staff over for dinner, only to let them know after dessert that the main course was actually Obama’s dog, Bo, then”
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One Response to “North Korea and More Missile Talk”

  1. G Says:

    24-Jun, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Please, I’m not really scared of nKorea. I fear for the South Koreans (because it would be a very bloody war, with family on both sides), but if China would let us finish off what we should have finished off 50 years ago this wouldn’t even be an issue. In a way I hope China’s pissed they got involved back then, because I feel China looks at nK as that nut-job cousin you don’t want to be associated with anymore.


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